"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

It's not nice to fuck a silly girl, but it gives you a place to flush your sperm

You want to go home and you don't have any money? Take my dick in your mouth, I'll take you home

Fucked to give me an orgasm, and he came twice himself

I know how to trick my beloved into sex — she raised her beautiful legs for my dick

We took a break with a girlfriend, can I at least fuck you then, Mom?

And it's awesome to fuck tied up — no resistance in any position

Everyone knows what Tinder is for, here's some wine and let's get laid already

Honey, come on, get it in — my pussy's already flowing

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?

The guy is so fucking annoying, he calls and won't let me meet his roommate

An ex-slut fucks for money even in marriage — you can't drink that talent

Sister couldn't fucking wait for me? I haven't had a boyfriend in a long time

"Mom, help me out" — I drank Dad's Viagra and need to get laid right away

Eh, my friend doesn't fuck me like that, but at least he lets me watch

Friend girl, why don't you give me a hand job, it's been a year since I've had a man?

Sperm coming out of the pussy — no good, I'm going to put my finger back in it

Are you sleeping? Well, well, I'm about to stick my dick in your ass and you won't be able to sleep

Oh, and the delivery guy isn't a guy... All right, I'll fuck the girl, I want pizza

What you put that finger in instead of your dick, massage it properly!

Taking your asshole sister to the sea for love? Well, except for her ass

Don't look at me like that, you've come so many times, now it's my turn

Put the bitch's mouth on his dick — she cussed and fucked him herself

At 19, your pussy should be wider by now, and your dick can barely fit